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John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant... - Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that John was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Mary acted quite unconcerned. Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, Mary appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that John had disappeared under the table. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to Mary, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." Mary calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh, no. He did not. In fact, he just walked in the front door."
What's the most incestuous surname? - Dickinson
TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. - guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors

What is this tool?

It is great to bring some humour to your day and what better way to do this than with a high-quality random jokes generator?

Simply select the number of jokes that you would like to generate and hit the green button.

This tool uses a 36,000 of the best jokes taken from the Reddit /r/jokes that have an upvote score of 30 or more. So every joke you can find here has been liked by a good number of people.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these jokes, nor do I necessarily endorse the contents of them. Don't blame me if you are offended :) And since they are from user-generated content on Reddit, one can be left in little doubt that there are going to be a lot of jokes that are not politically correct. But that is why you are here right? :)