Random jokes

Ms. Pac Man is the biggest hoe in history - For 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies.

The Three Brothers and the Genie - Three brothers are walking through the desert when they happen upon an old lamp buried in the sand. The eldest brother lifts the lamp from the ground and as he does the lamp starts to shake and out pops a Genie. "You have freed me from my prison" the Genie announces with a booming voice " - and for this I will grant you three wishes." In excitement, the brothers talk amongst themselves and decide each brother should get one wish, starting from the youngest to the oldest. "So be it" says the Genie " - what is your first wish?" The youngest brother doesn't hesitate - "I want a race car!" "It is done" shouts the Genie as a beautiful brand new race car appears behind him. "What is next?" The middle brother thinks for a moment - "I want a race car too, but I want mine to be faster." The Genie nods and another race car appears in the desert. Finally, it's the oldest brothers chance for a wish. He turns to his younger brothers and says "You two have got to be about the dumbest men on the planet - you know we can wish for ANYTHING, right?" His younger brothers look ashamed as he turns back to the Genie - "First, I wish for a hundred wishes." The Genie ponders a moment and then grants him his wish - "It shall be so. One hundred wishes are yours - but they must be used here and now." "Easy." Replies the eldest brother - "I'll take 100 race cars."