Random jokes

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What do you call a formula that can predict Al Gore's dance moves? - An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.
What does seven days without exercise make? - One weak!
One my Dad used to tell, not sure if it's well known. - A local bum, for the laugh, wanders into a catholic church during mass one day, shouting "I'm Jesus Christ! I'm Jesus Christ!" The priest tells the altar boys to give him a fiver, get rid of him. The bum thinks 'this is fantastic, off to the church of Ireland next!' Once again, he staggers in, slurring "I'm Jesus Christ, I'm Jesus Christ! Son of god!" He gets another fiver from the reverend and off he goes. Tipping into the local synagogue, he tries the same trick. The rabbi squints at him and says "lads, get three nails and a hammer. We've had trouble with this lad before."

What is this tool?

It is great to bring some humour to your day and what better way to do this than with a high-quality random jokes generator?

Simply select the number of jokes that you would like to generate and hit the green button.

This tool uses a 36,000 of the best jokes taken from the Reddit /r/jokes that have an upvote score of 30 or more. So every joke you can find here has been liked by a good number of people.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these jokes, nor do I necessarily endorse the contents of them. Don't blame me if you are offended :) And since they are from user-generated content on Reddit, one can be left in little doubt that there are going to be a lot of jokes that are not politically correct. But that is why you are here right? :)