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Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... - Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban.
During a marriage preparation class, the teacher asked how many kissable areas there are on a woman's body - One guy said, "18." A French guy in the back yelled, "119!" Another guy said, "12." The French guy piped up again, "119!" A sweet girl in the front said, "I know only one...the lips!" The French guy shouted, "120!"
Typical vaguely racist bar joke [xpost r/forwardsfromgrandma] - At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate." Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers in the world, and I make the King of them all gimme a Bud." Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke." Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward "Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks." The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks, "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?" Paddy replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I".

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This tool uses a 36,000 of the best jokes taken from the Reddit /r/jokes that have an upvote score of 30 or more. So every joke you can find here has been liked by a good number of people.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these jokes, nor do I necessarily endorse the contents of them. Don't blame me if you are offended :) And since they are from user-generated content on Reddit, one can be left in little doubt that there are going to be a lot of jokes that are not politically correct. But that is why you are here right? :)