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Random funny quotes

Simply select how many random funny quotes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. - Ron White

What is this tool?

It is a tool for people who are little geeky (like me) and want something a little more than a random joke generator to brighten their day.

I created this random funny quotes generator using a list of 500 famously humorous quotes from well-known people. These people range from scientists like Albert Einstien to comedians like Jim Carrey.

To use the tool simply select how many quotes you would like to see at a time (max is 50) and hit the generate button. To copy a quote click the small icon below.