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Random funny quotes

Simply select how many random funny quotes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Joan Rivers
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity. - Thor Heyerdahl

What is this tool?

It is a tool for people who are little geeky (like me) and want something a little more than a random joke generator to brighten their day.

I created this random funny quotes generator using a list of 500 famously humorous quotes from well-known people. These people range from scientists like Albert Einstien to comedians like Jim Carrey.

To use the tool simply select how many quotes you would like to see at a time (max is 50) and hit the generate button. To copy a quote click the small icon below.