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Random funny quotes

Simply select how many random funny quotes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

What is this tool?

It is a tool for people who are little geeky (like me) and want something a little more than a random joke generator to brighten their day.

I created this random funny quotes generator using a list of 500 famously humorous quotes from well-known people. These people range from scientists like Albert Einstien to comedians like Jim Carrey.

To use the tool simply select how many quotes you would like to see at a time (max is 50) and hit the generate button. To copy a quote click the small icon below.