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Random funny quotes

Simply select how many random funny quotes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E. B. White
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. - Ron White
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. - Thomas Sowell

What is this tool?

It is a tool for people who are little geeky (like me) and want something a little more than a random joke generator to brighten their day.

I created this random funny quotes generator using a list of 500 famously humorous quotes from well-known people. These people range from scientists like Albert Einstien to comedians like Jim Carrey.

To use the tool simply select how many quotes you would like to see at a time (max is 50) and hit the generate button. To copy a quote click the small icon below.