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Random funny quotes

Simply select how many random funny quotes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler
Too much agreement kills a chat. - Eldridge Cleaver
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. - Richard Dawkins
Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity. - Thor Heyerdahl

What is this tool?

It is a tool for people who are little geeky (like me) and want something a little more than a random joke generator to brighten their day.

I created this random funny quotes generator using a list of 500 famously humorous quotes from well-known people. These people range from scientists like Albert Einstien to comedians like Jim Carrey.

To use the tool simply select how many quotes you would like to see at a time (max is 50) and hit the generate button. To copy a quote click the small icon below.