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Random funny quotes

Simply select how many random funny quotes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

What is this tool?

It is a tool for people who are little geeky (like me) and want something a little more than a random joke generator to brighten their day.

I created this random funny quotes generator using a list of 500 famously humorous quotes from well-known people. These people range from scientists like Albert Einstien to comedians like Jim Carrey.

To use the tool simply select how many quotes you would like to see at a time (max is 50) and hit the generate button. To copy a quote click the small icon below.