Chuck norris facts jokes generator

Simply select how many random Chuck Norris facts/jokes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

Chuck Norris always keeps a Werther's Original in his jean pocket... For the kids.
One day Chuck Norris was infact killed when he round house kicked someone in the face so hard that it shattered the universe. But in heaven, Chuck challenged God to an arm wrestling match. Chuck won, and the universe was reformed.
When Chuck Norris was interviewed by local papers as to why he saved the baby from the fire he replied,
Chuck Norris' laugh sounds like that of a small child. You wouldn't know this because he never laughs.
Chuck Norris promised a Gypsy that he would eat San Francisco when Duke Nukem Forever is released. That's why it has been pushed back so many times.

What is this tool?

I have compiled a list of verified facts about the legend himself, Chuck Norris.

With this tool, you will be able to amuse yourself for hours as I have compiled a list of 300 random facts/jokes that show the immense powers of Chuck Norris. All you have to do is select how many jokes you would like to see at a time and hit generate. To copy a fact click the small icon below each one.

Disclaimer: These are all jokes and are based on memes about Chuck Norris and not real-life facts about the real person. But I hope you would have already figured that out lol.