Chuck norris facts jokes generator

Simply select how many random Chuck Norris facts/jokes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

The LA riots where not caused by the Rodney King verdict, they were actually started when Chuck Norris let the
Chuck Norris shot at 50 Cent 9 times, but didn't finsh him because he wanted to do it with a roundhouse kick to the face. But 50 Cent ran in horror.
Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

What is this tool?

I have compiled a list of verified facts about the legend himself, Chuck Norris.

With this tool, you will be able to amuse yourself for hours as I have compiled a list of 300 random facts/jokes that show the immense powers of Chuck Norris. All you have to do is select how many jokes you would like to see at a time and hit generate. To copy a fact click the small icon below each one.

Disclaimer: These are all jokes and are based on memes about Chuck Norris and not real-life facts about the real person. But I hope you would have already figured that out lol.