Chuck norris facts jokes generator

Simply select how many random Chuck Norris facts/jokes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

When Chuck Norris was interviewed by local papers as to why he saved the baby from the fire he replied,
The the Geneva Convention specifically forbids the use of Chuck Norris in an international conflict.
Chuck Norris removed his own tonsils. He didn't even have tonsillitis.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

What is this tool?

I have compiled a list of verified facts about the legend himself, Chuck Norris.

With this tool, you will be able to amuse yourself for hours as I have compiled a list of 300 random facts/jokes that show the immense powers of Chuck Norris. All you have to do is select how many jokes you would like to see at a time and hit generate. To copy a fact click the small icon below each one.

Disclaimer: These are all jokes and are based on memes about Chuck Norris and not real-life facts about the real person. But I hope you would have already figured that out lol.