Chuck norris facts jokes generator

Simply select how many random Chuck Norris facts/jokes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

Chuck Norris throws midgets for fun. He used to do it competitively, but it all ended horribly when he killed the pope.
Chuck Norris first appeared on TV when he was 8 years old, doing a musical number on the show 'Star Search'. When Chuck Norris' musical number started he just roundhouse kicked one of the judges in the face. He then remained motionless for the last two minutes of the song while smiling and giving the thumbs up. Chuck Norris would have won but, due to paralysis, judge number three just made gurgling noises when he tried to tell Chuck Norris he received a perfect score.
Chuck Norris was born a blonde, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair and beard to a healthy orange.
Chuck Norris used his bare hands and caught the Road Runner. He then roundhouse kicked Wile E. Coyote for being so incompetent.
Florida used to be in a straight line, until Chuck Norris kicked Miami for refusing to make a

What is this tool?

I have compiled a list of verified facts about the legend himself, Chuck Norris.

With this tool, you will be able to amuse yourself for hours as I have compiled a list of 300 random facts/jokes that show the immense powers of Chuck Norris. All you have to do is select how many jokes you would like to see at a time and hit generate. To copy a fact click the small icon below each one.

Disclaimer: These are all jokes and are based on memes about Chuck Norris and not real-life facts about the real person. But I hope you would have already figured that out lol.