Chuck norris facts jokes generator

Simply select how many random Chuck Norris facts/jokes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

Chuck Norris was the first person to climb Mount Everest. Naked.
The Ice Age is contributed to Chuck Norris, that was the date of his last erection which blocked the sun's rays for 47 years.
Some people believe UFOs fly around so erratically because they are trying to impress us. However, they are just trying to get away from Chuck Norris. The crash of 1947 showed the aliens that Earth would not be so easy to subdue.
Chuck Norris once destroyed Tokyo for fun, but was able to rebuild it in a matter of milliseconds.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

What is this tool?

I have compiled a list of verified facts about the legend himself, Chuck Norris.

With this tool, you will be able to amuse yourself for hours as I have compiled a list of 300 random facts/jokes that show the immense powers of Chuck Norris. All you have to do is select how many jokes you would like to see at a time and hit generate. To copy a fact click the small icon below each one.

Disclaimer: These are all jokes and are based on memes about Chuck Norris and not real-life facts about the real person. But I hope you would have already figured that out lol.