Chuck norris facts jokes generator

Simply select how many random Chuck Norris facts/jokes you would like to see and hit the generate button.

Chuck Norris' family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.
Chuck Norris knows Steven Segall personally. He is made up of the corn in Chuck Norris' fecal matter.
Florida used to be in a straight line, until Chuck Norris kicked Miami for refusing to make a
Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

What is this tool?

I have compiled a list of verified facts about the legend himself, Chuck Norris.

With this tool, you will be able to amuse yourself for hours as I have compiled a list of 300 random facts/jokes that show the immense powers of Chuck Norris. All you have to do is select how many jokes you would like to see at a time and hit generate. To copy a fact click the small icon below each one.

Disclaimer: These are all jokes and are based on memes about Chuck Norris and not real-life facts about the real person. But I hope you would have already figured that out lol.