Random Stupid Quotes

Select how many quotes you want and hit the green button to generate random stupid quotes.

I'm gonna reveal something to you that's going to come as a shock: If you're a stupid young man, you're usually a stupid old man. Most people, including myself, keep repeating the same mistakes. - William Shatner
I think Tokyo is going to sink under water soon. All those stupid high-rise buildings will sink and maybe all the traffic will be gone. And everything will be peaceful and quiet. - Hayao Miyazaki
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production: 'Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.' - Kevin Hart

What is this tool?

Do you need a random and silly quote to brighten up your day? Our Random Stupid Quotes Generator is here to help! Just press the Generate button and you'll get a new quote from our library of thousands of stupid quotes. Whether you're looking for a laugh or just something to make you smile, our generator has got you covered! Have fun and enjoy your random quote!