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Random Puns

Simply select how many random puns you would like to see and hit the generate button.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
I got a master’s degree in being ignored; no one seems to care.
Eskimos keep all of their chilled eggs inside of the egg-loo.
Crossing a cement mixer and a chicken will result in you getting a brick layer.
It takes guts to make a sausage.

What is this tool?

Puns are a fun play on words which often use words spelt in one meaning of a word but sound like something completely different. They are pretty much always very tacky but sometimes can be quite witty. To make this random generator I collected a list of 265 puns.