Random Puns

Simply select how many random puns you would like to see and hit the generate button.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
If Donald Trump becomes president, America is going toupee.
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
Under the doctor’s advice, the hen is laying off eggs for a few weeks.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

What is this tool?

Puns are a fun play on words which often use words spelt in one meaning of a word but sound like something completely different. They are pretty much always very tacky but sometimes can be quite witty. To make this random generator I collected a list of 265 puns.